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I'd hate to have to call 911 in this town. (Buenos Aires, Argentina)

What do we think they sell at this store? (Barcelona, Spain)

Foot care (what did you think?) (Sydney, Australia)

Around the corner from Metallica Blvd. (just kidding) (Melbourne, Australia)

Fun with internet addresses at Cafe Foc (Barcelona, Spain)

More fun with internet addresses (Reykjavik, Iceland)

How to write "1-800-EAT-SHIT" in Chinese

If I can't shit here, then where? (restaurant bathroom in Beijing, China)

I'm sorry, what was that?? (Great Wall, Beijing)

Oh, that's what I thought you meant (Great Wall, Beijing)

I kame and I went (Denver, Co)

You have got to be kidding me!

Hey Don, how about a little ethnic sensitivity?? (Lima, Peru)

I don't even want to know what "chupe de locos" really are! (Santiago, Chile)

Someone NOT happy with LaMode (Québec City, Canada)

The cultured part of me says "This sign says 'Le Seventh Art' in French".

The 3rd grader in me says "This sign says 'Le Fart' in any language". (Québec City, Canada)

WTF does "melodic death metal" sound like? Nevermind. I don't even want to know. (Kiev, Ukraine)

Would you arrange a tour with this company? (Bakhchasaray, Ukraine)

I always buy my bile by the jugful! (Odessa, Ukraine)

Probably the one word you DO NOT want to hear at the hair salon (Bangkok, Thailand)

Of all of the food places to try in this city, these are 2 I think I'll pass on (Montreal, QC)